Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Holy shit the Bloodhound Gang's new single is fucking great!!! I can't wait for their new album :)

So this past weekend I went to my grandparents in Alex Bay (with Brenna, and my sister). It was fun, except that 2 out of the 3 days we were there it rained :(

We got to go out on the boat though, which is all I really wanted to do! Saw Boldt Castle (I'll put up pics later), played some pitch and wish fish, ate mac n' cheese, you know, same ol' same ol'. It was good to see them, unfortunetly it's probably the last time I'll ever really visit them aside from holidays. Which is okay, because they're getting older and....more senile...? I think they get nervous when their daily routine has to change, so maybe it's better that they get left alone? I'll still miss the time spent with my grandfather though, he was definately one of the biggest influences in my life (we walked and talked a lot).

The day after we got back (which I guess would be Monday) I went over to the Troma crew house and learned about 32mm camera stuff. I've been hanging out with the film loader a lot on set, so I kinda knew as much as I could already, but I still picked up some good tips, and had the joy of changing film with a t-shirt over my head....Guantanamo Bay style!!!

So my post about the internet and stuff that I wrote before, my sister said that she has the same exact memories of that girl on the bus. Crazy huh? There's a good chance we probably sat with that girl, assuming that when we were young we sat together?

Or we just have psychic twin powers.

Oh! Over the weekend I found out from my sister that my best friend through middle school, Zach S., and my girlfriend at the end of high school, Helena K., are engaged. Now that's some wacky shit!!!

See they were kinda together in middle school, but then Zach moved to a different school so they weren't. Helena and I rode the same bus....and after 3 years of that....the magic happened? Haha, I dunno, so we were together but then broke up since we were going to college. Although, over time I got the impression Helena was mad at me about that...

So then Zach moved into Buffalo about a year ago...but we still haven't hung out....and he got back together with Helena I guess.

So I guess it's just a big awkward mess....I've been trying to get in touch with Zach. It just kinda upsets me that the two of them are some of the most important people I've had in my life, despite the distance the past few years, and for either one of them to be engaged is a huge deal to me...let alone to each other!

I hope I get to see them before I move...I'd like to hug them.

On a less sappy note...Google Talk came out today. I'm pretty sure I've mention how Google is going to take over the computing world before, if not, I'm saying it now. Slowly they keep comming out with amazing programs, today they came out with a chat/phone service (either type or talk) that's really pretty slick.

Yes. Slick.

I just sent my first message to Steve P. and then I had my first microphone conversation with Nick C. and then I had a mic conversation with Steve P.

CRAAAAAZY!

Eli is back in town as of tonight (he just popped online) so I'm guessin' we're going to be playin' a lot of video games and listening to a lot of Bloodhound Gang (he's the one that really got me into them) since I'll be moving soon :(

Maybe he'll come with me ;)

Earlier I burned a frozen mexican thing in the microwave and it filled the house with smoke. Like...hard-to-see-there's-so-much smoke. And it smelled like ass. So the house has been airing out, and Chester has been pissed!

Well....I'm gonna go pick up pizza at 2-4-1 and eat it all! Lata suckaz!

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Vulcanize the whoopee stick
In the ham wallet

Cattle prod the oyster ditch
With the lap rocket

Batter dip the cranny ax
In the gut locker

Retrofit the pudding hatch
Ooh la la
With the boink swatter

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Marinate the nether rod
In the squish mitten

Power drill the yippee bog
With the dude piston

Pressure wash the quiver bone
In the bitch wrinkle

Cannonball the fiddle cove
Ooh la la
With the pork steeple

If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then
In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though
I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush

Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo

Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where
Put the you know what in the you know where pronto

"Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo"
-The Bloodhound Gang