Are things getting smaller?

Or am I getting bigger?

The other day I opened a box of Everlasting Gobbstoppers and they seemed unusually small.

I've also heard rumors that the Big Mac has gotten pretty small as well.

I'll report back once I've finished a field study on this.


So. After NYC we flew to Miami to work on the last portion of the current project. Typically when I travel for work, it involves getting my own hotel room. But on THIS show I got to share one with Steve! So to kick things up a notch, we converted our room to a swank club. The following is a first ever look behind the doors of...


"Club 414"


Upon entering Club 414 you'll notice that is it very spacious. Club 414's managers specifically designed it to have an open feeling to it.


Visitors of Club 414 are welcome to use the luXXXiously large bed OR chique fold-out couch.

A strict paper-rock-scissor policy is in effect for who gets to be the big spoon.


There's a funky fresh plasma TV playing visualizations to match Club 414's ultra-swank music (now available on Compact Disc).


Oh my. Club 414 has a beautiful view of the sunset and palm trees. Perfect for romantic social conversations at the clubs round, OR square, tables.


Feel free to get freaky in front of the mirrors lining the Club 414 dance floor.


What's that Bartender Steve?


White russians are on the house?

Don't mind if Iiii do!


Club 414 is also equipped with reading lights for that late-night magazine or romance novel.


Club 414's mini-fridge comes fully stocked...


...with all your favorites.


(Even some "adult fun" kits)


Don't forget, Club 414 also has you covered if you plan on hitting up the beach. That is, if you ever felt like leaving! Hah!


What's this?


Club 414 also feature's a state-of-the art, super clean lavatory.


Featuring a three and a half foot deep tub. Perfect for those sexy underwater adventures.


Just look how much THIS girl loved Club 414!
(The managers office is conveniently located...inside Club 414)


The managers of Club 414 would like to show you around outside!


Club 414 also features it's own private beach...


...and rooftop pool.


Club 414's private beach.


MMMMmmm. Sexy.


(Bartender Steve sits next to rooftop pool)


Watch out for the cacti ladies!


Swank pool hang-out/canoodling area.


Club 414's private elephant.


Lobby aquarium...


...which houses the Club 414 sharks.


Club 414's "infinite" pool.


Currently being remodeled by Club 414's private engineers.

Or club-gineers as we call them.


Oh my. Those chairs look fabulous there.


Club 414's head of security, Tim, makes sure rift-raft like these don't bother our exclusive guests.


(More Club 414 club-gineers)


Lookin' good fellas!


Oooh. Green. How...sexy.


Panoramic view of the club's remodeling process.


Hm. I don't like it. Take it all away.


(Outside view of Club 414)


We hope you enjoyed your tour of Club 414. Stop by soon!

(Even though we probably won't let you in. Hah!)


Other random photos from Miami:


The Tree Shew. Nemesis of the Dirt Shrew.


Shear Genius? What's that...


While eating dinner at a fancy steak house, I open my menu to see this.


So that's where it comes from!


Zing.


Jamaica'n me crazy BLT.


A...pool table.


Don't pass out in Club 414. You're likely to get raged.


An epic battle. 'ching' (that was the swords hitting together noise)