We gonna live down ba' da' beach! Lawdhafmercy!

edit: i have more to say but i don't feel like saying it right now. it does involve the closet of our new place having a blacony in it...it'll all make sense when i have pictures up on here.

edit edit: a reason we may have driven so fast across the country is because brenna was on steroids for her leg (it hurts when she sits that long). the roids kept her awake and made her hyper or something, cause she drove most of the way and was excited to do it...it was weird. we kept sayin', "It's the roids!!!" (pictures will also come for this)

edit edit edit: Chester we miss you!!!

Alright, quick update!

Brenna and I are in Long Beach right now. I have tons of pictures to show everyone, but basically we left Friday evening (instead of Saturday morning) and were in Texas by 3 pm on Saturday. I have NO idea how we got so far in that amount of time, and then the next day by noon we were in Las Vegas. How the hell did we get to Las Vegas in 2 days???

We got into Long Beach at 3am the next morning, 'cause we stopped at Brenna's parents in Vegas to get her dad a B-Day pizza!

After 2 days of intense apartment shopping we found the perfect place :)

It was crazy because at first we were only finding really crappy apartments for $1,000. Then we found an AMAZING apartment that had 2 floors and it was all brand new appliances and hardwood and stuff, but it was $1300. EEK!

So right after that we found a place that was $895 that was huge and had all utilities included (except electric) and was gorgeous!!! And we were all like, "WHA-WHA!?!" and now that's the one we're going to live in. It's 2 blocks from the beach, and crazy close to the metro train (that goes straight to downtown LA and Hollywood and Burbank, which is where I'll probably be working or something, and it's crazy cheap to ride on).

So tomorrow morning we should be signing the lease, and walla! We live in Long Beach, CA.

It's not that hard people....now come live near us!

I gotta run though, I'll update more later.

On a side note: Our house in Buffalo has a vagina in it's boob (there's a light fixture that looks like a boob above our bed and there's something inside it that looks like a vagina).

Right before we left Buffalo to come to Cali we went to Red Lobster for Ron and Mauricio's B-Day's. We got all-you-can-eat shrimp and had a competition to see who could eat the most. I came in 3rd with 109, Ron came in 2nd with 122, and Mo came in 1st with 132 shrimp.

Here's a cool link that Ron found:
http://grad.icmc.usp.br/~cipriani/bighole.php

I'm gonna go crazy and not put lyrics at the bottom of this post, but an amazing away message Matt had up the other day!
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Potential names for a "passion of christ" sequel:

Lord of the Jews II: The Two Crosses

Dude where's my savior?

Jewlander

10 Things I hate about Jews

don't be a heathen in south israel while pissing in the holy water in jerusalem

The Crucifix: Ressurections

How the jews stole christmas

Jesus Strikes Back

The Christ Reloaded

Dumb and Dumber: When Christ Met the Jews

40 Days Later