My love for you is like a truck, Berserker!

Would you like some making fuck, Berserker!
My love for you is like a rock, Berserker!

The Berserker is just so obscene
Likes evil people you know what I mean
He takes your soul and then just rips you apart
He'll steal your heart

Would you like to smoke some pot, Berserker!
My love for you is ticking clock, Berserker!
Would you like to suck my cock, Berserker!
Would you like some making fuck, Berserker!
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Did he just say "making fuck?"


Oy. Where to begin...wheeeere to begin. I don't really feel like updating right now, but I know if I don't I'm going to get into a lull and not update for a long long time. So a half assed update is better than no update...right?

Sometime soon after Halloween I hung out with "red hair" Jenn a.k.a. "Ruler Of Jenntopia." We went to a coffee shop (nope, I still don't drink that shit) and talked for quite a while, then eventually Jenn had the masterful idea of going to my apartment to play Scrabble.
It was all a setup. She whooped my ass.
Chester also befriended her, which is odd considering he's full of hate and loathing for all that is not raisins.

Then either the next day, or the day after that, we went and saw the "Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan," as well as played Skee-Ball. I kicked Jenn's ass 380 to L6.
Yeah...I'm kind of assuming 380 is higher than L6...we're still not too sure how a score like that even came up...
Regardless it was awesome. (I might add that there were kids in that arcade, as well as at the coffee shop the night previous, and Jenn apparently is petrified of kids. I've decided if she ever pisses me off I'm going to kidnap her and drop her off at a day care.)
After the movie (which kicked ass much...verrrry niiiicehh) we watched some "24" and Jenn made my couch/pillow smell like her.
In conclusion: Jenn is cooler than you.

Unless you are actually Jenn, in which case that wouldn't be possible........'smack'

I suppose while I'm on the topic of girls named Jennifer I should mention a different Jen that has materialized in my life.
She's a freakishly tall Vietnamese American who seems to take pleasure in mocking every aspect of my life, as well as has an unhealthy obsession with YouTube (mainly making fun of the the guys who put up videos of themselves working out).
I'm pretty sure she also eats her young, and is a Communist who spends her days plotting schemes to overthrow our government. God knows she doesn't do anything else all day.
Actually, she's pretty fucking cool- but I doubt she'll ever hear those words come out of my mouth.

"Guitar Hero II" and "Gears of War" came out earlier this week. Both games are outstanding, and are quickly ruining my social life.

Speaking of which, I'm going to go play them now...